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Post by Blue Sunflower on Jun 8, 2009 0:19:37 GMT -5
From kathyk:
The Devil: Hey kiddo, don't worry. I've seen how this ends. God wins.
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Post by cko on Jun 8, 2009 1:01:33 GMT -5
From Charged:
Gladys: The fact that you two haven’t been killed yet astonishes me.
Sam: Well, thanks, Gladys.
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Post by cko on Jun 8, 2009 1:02:59 GMT -5
From All Mine:
Sam: Ted wants to promote me to assistant manager of the plumbing department.
Devil: Promotion? Well, congratulations! Make sure you get the 401(k).
Sam: No, no, don't congratulate me. He's saying that I'm going to spend the rest of my life here at the Work Bench.
Devil: You know, I don't get you, Sammy. You don't want to work here at this place, you don't want to work for me. What exactly do you want?
Sam: Just something that doesn't suck.
Devil: Well, one of these days, maybe you'll come up with a little better plan than that, huh?
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Post by cko on Jun 8, 2009 1:08:38 GMT -5
Ashes to Ashes:
Sock: ... You need to be persistent, like the ocean. Little waves of Sam crashing on the shores of Andi until she gradually wears down.
Sam: Or she gets a restraining order.
Sock: No, no, nothing is impossible. Illegal, yeah, stupid, most definitely, but not impossible.
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Jun 8, 2009 1:34:02 GMT -5
Ashes to Ashes: Sock: ... You need to be persistent, like the ocean. Little waves of Sam crashing on the shores of Andi until she gradually wears down. Sam: Or she gets a restraining order. Oh...this should *so* be our tagline. We should totally figure out where to put it. |
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Post by Reaperess on Jun 26, 2009 1:06:59 GMT -5
Devil: (speaking to Sam) No, no, no. ME Devil, YOU minion.
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Jun 26, 2009 1:29:32 GMT -5
Devil: (speaking to Sam) No, no, no. ME Devil, YOU minion. I need to tell this to cko more often.  |
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Post by Reaperess on Jul 7, 2009 22:21:41 GMT -5
Devil: (speaking to Sam) No, no, no. ME Devil, YOU minion. I need to tell this to cko more often. Like I do to everyone I meet. ;D |
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Post by tank464 on Jul 14, 2009 13:39:16 GMT -5
Sometimes you need to stare reality in the face and say no. From the Halloween episode where Sam is the pumpkin!!!
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Post by cko on Feb 14, 2010 4:34:11 GMT -5
This isn't exactly inspiring, but it is hilarious! Deathrabbit did this at a fun site:  Batman and Robin comic generator: batmancomic.info/ |
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Post by AshsWorkshed on Feb 19, 2010 17:15:02 GMT -5
From All Mine: Sam: Ted wants to promote me to assistant manager of the plumbing department. Devil: Promotion? Well, congratulations! Make sure you get the 401(k). Sam: No, no, don't congratulate me. He's saying that I'm going to spend the rest of my life here at the Work Bench. Devil: You know, I don't get you, Sammy. You don't want to work here at this place, you don't want to work for me. What exactly do you want? Sam: Just something that doesn't suck. Devil: Well, one of these days, maybe you'll come up with a little better plan than that, huh? I totally agree with Sam. I'll be 23 tomorrow, my friends all have college degrees, and I still don't know what I want to do. |
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Post by cko on Feb 19, 2010 23:31:07 GMT -5
Ash, great to see you! Happy Birthday! And don't worry about knowing what you want to do. Have a great celebration, hope it's not like Sam's 21st:
"Let's see, um, got chased by a pack of dogs, moved an air conditioner with my mind - oh and the Devil tried to carjack me, so overall, not a great day."
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Post by aktarian on Feb 20, 2010 0:50:32 GMT -5
Ash, great to see you! Happy Birthday! And don't worry about knowing what you want to do. Have a great celebration, hope it's not like Sam's 21st: "Let's see, um, got chased by a pack of dogs, moved an air conditioner with my mind - oh and the Devil tried to carjack me, so overall, not a great day." but hey, he got a nifty soul-catching vessel |
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