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Post by Blue Sunflower on Mar 23, 2009 17:56:41 GMT -5
Hee! A couple from Sweet Science: “Since when do you need more than one pair of pants? What are you, Jude Law?” - Sock Ben (kissing Nina): “Tastes like pennies.” Nina: “That’s just blood, silly.” “Wow, you are a horrible judge of character when it comes to women.” — Nina, to Ben when she heard the story about green card marriage “Don’t worry; it’s perfectly safe. Don’t ever sleep next to it because it will give you nightmares. And don’t ever make wishes upon it or get it next to a nuclear reactor. And then, just use a regular damp cloth to clean it.” — Nina, on caring for the hell geode gift she gave Ben “Punishing souls is like raising children. They need consistency and you can’t reward bad behavior. They step out of line, you just have to give them a time out in the closet of abysmal agony.” - The Devil “No, I’m not growing a douche tag!” - Sam to Ben when he suggests Sam grow a soul patch "Would you like me to beat him up for you? Because I'm getting less awful at fighting." - Sam to Andi, about Sock's "Les Nessman" |
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Post by pending on Mar 25, 2009 7:56:56 GMT -5
Sam: "He's sort of the son of your boss."
Gladys: "So was Genghis Khan, you expect me to be impressed by a Gap ad?"
"That's not a very happy Sammy face!" - The Devil after he gives Morgan the gold coins
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Post by pending on Mar 25, 2009 8:01:59 GMT -5
"Sex is the cornerstone of... I don't know! I read it in some female books." - Ben to Nina
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Mar 25, 2009 20:53:38 GMT -5
"Are you giving me a compliment?" The bored and amused way Bret delivered this is priceless.
And the Devil's response: "No. Mostly I just hate that about you."
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Mar 25, 2009 22:41:50 GMT -5
"Are you giving me a compliment?" The bored and amused way Bret delivered this is priceless. And the Devil's response: "No. Mostly I just hate that about you." Sam: You demoralize me all the time! Devil: Yes, but you can take it. |
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Post by pending on Mar 26, 2009 17:43:35 GMT -5
"All I'm saying is you're kind of being a pill, you know? You know what they say about money and evil." - The Devil
"Oh ho, am I detecting a little sibling rivalry? Don't worry, Sammy, there's no real competition; I'm always gonna like him a lot better than I like you." - The Devil
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Mar 26, 2009 20:09:35 GMT -5
"All I'm saying is you're kind of being a pill, you know? You know what they say about money and evil." - The Devil No no, the best line was Sam sulking "Shuuuut up. Just shuuuuut up."  |
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Post by pending on Mar 29, 2009 9:41:34 GMT -5
What I liked about that though, was the implication that the Devil had been rambling into Sam's ear the whole time they were waiting for Morgan.
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Apr 9, 2009 21:47:54 GMT -5
Sam: Maybe I can sweet talk the Devil.
Andi: You can sweet talk the Devil?
Sam: Not very well, but I still try.
Devil: You're strong enough to withstand any blow. Any blow.
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Post by Blue Sunflower on Apr 29, 2009 2:55:05 GMT -5
Devil: Oh, Sammy. I know you want to resist it, but I really expect you to rise to the heights of political power here on Earth, seize control of the planet, and hasten the Apocalypse. What you wear reflects directly on me as a parent - and as a stylist.
Devil: I am the Dark Lord of Asses!
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kathyk
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Post by kathyk on Apr 29, 2009 20:30:54 GMT -5
Blue you have to add this: I was your Dad once let me be your Dad again let me help. It's the only time I liked Mr Oliver
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Post by cko on May 31, 2009 16:13:26 GMT -5
At last thanks to kathyk I can post this favorite interchange here, from The Good Soil:
Ben (earnestly): Hey. I’m sorry Andi broke up with you because you’re the son of the Devil. And even though your Dad’s evil, I thought you guys were a great couple together.
Sam (protestingly): No, don’t be sorry. I’m not ready to give up yet. If I keep pushing…use my charm—I know I can get her back.
Ben (dubiously): Do you really think that’s the right idea? I mean, maybe you should give her some space for a while.
Sam (determinedly): Nooo. Space is the enemy. I’m not done until we get back together.
Ben (cheerily): Well good for you! Sometimes you gotta look reality in the face and say no!
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Post by aktarian on Jun 6, 2009 18:33:42 GMT -5
To be honest I think best lines were between Nina and Ben.
(refering to demon that is chasing her)
Guys like that eat people like you for breakfast, sometimes lunch. Mostly for dinner.
(Andi reading Nina's note with food strewn on the floor)
Ate last of the meat loaf. Went out for a moose. Love XO XO Nina
Nina: That is so funny
Ben: Dear Hunter is not really a comedy
Ben: You look amazing
Nina: I know
Ben: You are crying..... And your tears are made of acid
Nina: It's not as if I used no self control. Your head didn't end up on a pike.
(refering to hell)
Nina: I was really wild when I lived there and I don't want to slip back to some old, negative habits that I left behind, like maiming and torturing and impaling. Oh my god, it's like a spring break. If you are a demon.
Ben: But you are different now, right?
Nina: Absolutely. In theory. The thing is I've done a lot of personal development and detoxing in order to stop craving the sounds of people being tortured.
Ben: She is more of a Stevie Wonder fan now.
Damn I'm gonna miss these two.....
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